Until you have this woman’s identity burned on your brain, we will likely begin every post about her with some variation of, “Hey, remember Brynne Gordon-Edelsten?” Also, it gives us an excuse to link to her greatest hits, which twinkle with tragic majesty. As does this:

Summer Coda Premiere, Melbourne, Australia

[Photo: Splash News]

I greatly look forward to her upcoming movie, King Me, about the seedy underbelly of competitive checkers.