In which Sasha Lane falls prey to I’m Young And I Can Probably Get Away With This-itis (a silent killer), and Chloe Grace Moretz continues to suffer mightily from the heartbreak of My Stylist Hates Me, an affliction she’s been fighting for years now with only minor occasional improvements. They’re promoting The Miseducation of Cameron Post, which won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance, and I hope that the quality of this project inspires both of them to FIGHT LIKE HELL against these grave diagnosis.

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