About a week ago, Emily Ratajkowski went blonde, and I dragged my feet on putting it up because I figured we’d get a shot of her walking around town soon enough to go with it. And we did! Sadly not this resplendently fugly outfit, in which she is wearing see-through pants with a real ’70s aura, the better to apparently show off her own line’s undercrackers. My favorite thing about that is the looks on the faces of the restaurant patrons in the second photo, who appear to be doing vexed double-takes.
Here are the shots she put up of herself:
Emily got it done by Kerastase, so it may have been a sponsored dye job. I don’t hate it on her. But the above pictures are the ones that really made me see Margot Robbie, and while obviously there are worse fates, when I look at her now I wonder who it is that I’m seeing in her face, before she was just… herself, and for any person — for sure any person with a brand — that seems better.