Yes, okay, I think the boots are too somber with it and feel like his backup plan. But I have three holiday parties this coming weekend, and now that I know this sequined fantasy exists, I cannot POSSIBLY be satisfied with whatever jumble I desperately fish out of my closet. Although, I don’t really have the charisma for it, so until I evolve into my peak Golden Girls state, I need one of you to carry the torch. Billy has worked with Kaftko before, and so I THINK it might be this one, or a close cousin? It’s even on (slight) SALE. Somebody please live my dream and tell me how it goes!
