I am really, really not loving what Ginnifer Goodwin has done to her hair lately.

This dress might be the cutest thing in the world (minus the blood-sodden foot bandages she’s wearing), but weirdly, Ginnifer appears to have styled her hair so that it ruffles as much as her neckline. With woeful results: It looks like a toupee she chipped off the head of a dead man. And necrofollicularism is, I think, a disease too often ignored in society. Don’t let it happen to someone you love. Let’s make ribbons out of nursing-home mustache clippings and then have a fundraiser hosted by, like, Whitney Houston and Oates. It will be epic.