Perhaps the heat has melted her brain. Maybe the hair dye got in through her ears. Maybe she’s working, clandestinely, on a bio of Phoebe Price called The Price Is Right! and has gone Method in order to deliver it properly. Or maybe she is just very excited when people care:

Actress Bella Thorne doesn't mind showing off her hot bod

I blame myself for perpetuating this cycle, friends. And yet here we are.

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