“Yes, thank you, I’m feeling MUCH better.”


“I’ve just gone and hit the reset button on this entire season, and I’m starting from scratch with an extremely low degree of difficulty. Basic bracelet, basic lipstick basic black, nothing mammarially abusive, nothing that forces me to squat slightly like I’m about to take a wee behind a bush. It’s terribly refreshing. I wish I had set fire to my stylist’s home sooner wait I mean lit a purely metaphorical fire under my stylist sooner. See you at the Oscars!”

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