I don’t have an outfit credit on this, but I assume it’s Vivienne Westwood. Because it LOOKS so much like Vivienne Westwood, and I feel like, if you’re at an event in her honor, you don’t pick a knockoff; you either wear her or show up in something COMPLETELY different.

Between this crime against her boobs and the one from the Globes, I choose to interpret Bellamy’s facial expression as a cry for help. EVERYTHING went kerflooey on her here — bronzer, makeup, bust — and I never thought I’d say this, but I’m just eager for her to hang these up and go back to Mellie Grant’s sensible cardigans for a second.

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