Earlier this year, she wore a demonic choker. But THIS Anya is like the angel on your other shoulder, the one who really, truly believes you enjoy eating kale, and that you WILL complete that squat challenge, and who thinks we should all just sit back and enjoy watching a quarterback excel and not worry about how much we can’t stand Tom Brady. She looks nice, but you kind of want to tell her to sit down and stop ruining your sports rage, and just take that lie about how kale chips are a reasonable snack food OUT OF HER MOUTH because even though you really didn’t trust Devil Anya’s choker, she at least let you ignore one of your vegetable drawers until everything in it was liquid.
