Listen, there just comes a time in a woman’s life where she had to take a stand and tell her stylist, “you know what? No. I am not going to go out dressed like your Real Baby Commemorative Prince George Christening Doll:”

And if you’re not going to say that, then you have to stomp out there and sell that lacy baby frock like you’re short on the rent. One or the other.

She also wore this, which is better. Not that you can tell from her expression:


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