Before we get to this ensemble — which she wore to the premiere of Rampage, presumably to support her Baywatch/San Andreas/San Andreas 2 frequent co-star and (I assume) friend The Rock — can we all just think back to when Alexandra and Zac Efron pretended to be secretly dating to promote that movie and then when said movie tanked, so did their “secret” “romance”? Well, I just Googled this and apparently they’re STILL kinda pretending that they’re dating?! (Well, People says “seeing each other on and off,” which I think might be People code for hooking up?) There were a TON of articles written about this yesterday, even; did EVERY writer on the celeb beat wake up at some point over the last 24 hours and remember this whole thing? Is THIS what we’re using the hive-mind for now? IS THIS A GOOD USE OF THE HIVE?
Anyway, that last piece I linked to, in Elite Daily, also brought us this statement from Zefron:
Dating is something I’ll never be able to do. As in the dictionary definition of dating, because one way or another I’ve impacted that person’s life and they’ll soon realize it. A date has to be very long to dispel whatever people think about me.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
Please ask him to clarify, Alexandra. Also in need of clarification, for me, is whether or not you should wear something so fancy to the premiere of a movie you’re not even in, and whether or not this slightly feels like you just escaped from a shipwreck.