This was QUITE THE SURPRISE at last night’s Louis Vuitton shindig. A.Skars is starring in a movie called The Hummingbird Project which I assume is not as dry as its IMDb description (“A pair of high-frequency traders go up against their old boss in an effort to make millions in a fiber-optic cable deal”), and turned up having apparently amused himself TREMENDOUSLY by turning his head into that of a love interest on The Golden Girls.

Although, in this specific shot, he looks like if someone photoshopped Prince William’s hair onto Harry’s profile. I like to think Kate does that sort of thing on her laptop while she’s bedridden, a bunch of crackers in one hand and a wan smile in the other as she uses her magical lasso tool to build the holiday card of Harry’s nightmares.

Indeed, if we back out a second…

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… now Alex is all ready to star as Wills in a movie about fatherhood, the air ambulance job, and Sports Faces. Failing that, I guess he could take a stab at being Prince Edward in a movie called Forgotten Sibling.

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Gotta love the commitment. Between him, Kristen Stewart, Cara Delevingne, and most recently Kate Hudson, Hollywood is REALLY into cranial verisimilitude for its movie roles. I’m here for it. Hair grows, so why the hell not? And if Alex’s doesn’t grow back — his father is bald, but those Windsors are proof baldness doesn’t actually skip a generation — then he can go full Bruce Willis and be just fine.