“Hey, Rose.”
“Yeah?”
“I have an idea for your new dress.”
“Super, let me have it.”
“Shirley Jones in Oklahoma meets Colonel Sanders.”
“Hmm.”
“I feel like both those folks make a good fried chicken.”
“I mean, sure, but…”
“Maybe you could also arrive at this event in a buggy?”
“I don’t — “
“I’m sorry, of course I meant a surrey.“
“I think we’re getting a little off in left field here?”
“You don’t respect my art!”
“Oh, god, Bobby, calm down. I’ll wear it.”