This actually isn’t that terrible:
I mean, it doesn’t fit and it’s wrinkled and she kind of looks like she’s been riding on an un-air-conditioned subway for at least ten stops and she needs a bracelet, but….um. Hmm. You can come up with something nice, right? I’m sure you can. The length is good? She looks better in white than I do (I look malarial.) I like her pointy shoes? There. Three nice things to start off the morning.