I accidentally wrote “Your Afternoon Unexpected Goat,” which WOULD have been unexpected. Although neither did I anticipate a green cane-webbing coat. I enjoy it almost as much as I would have enjoyed a goat in a green cane-webbing coat. Since that didn’t happen, but I have whetted your appetite for a goat, please enjoy this 1976 photo called Goat With Human Hands.


And those hands… BELONG TO IAN McKELLEN.

No, they don’t. But wouldn’t that have been the best swerve of all?

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