In honor of Major League Baseball coming back this week, a timeless conversation: If you were playing in the big leagues, what would your walk-up song be? I’ve had many (theoretical, obviously) ones in my lifetime, but I hit on my FAVORITE ONE EVER this weekend: My walk-up song is going to be the White Lotus theme song. It will be so unsettling for the other team, while still being a banger. And also funny. What about you?

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