This is Victoria Clay, who appeared on Britain’s Next Top Model and was eliminated fairly early in her season, as I understand it from that great Top Model historian, Wikipedia. (In looking this up, I realized….I should probably watch BNTM. I loved the Australian version.) Normally, I would not feature a random Top Model castmember attending a party for the Tangle Teezer — although I have to note that I love the Tangle Teezer and use it every day. It is definitely worthy of a party. But in this case, she is sporting a shirt that so profoundly perverts the traditional definition of what a shirt is meant to be that I had to share. That is not…how a shirt works. That is not how any of this works.