First, I didn’t mean to get you overly excited with the phrase “swan dress.” These are not Bjorkian swans. They’re decorative, and might even just be ordinary birds. But it all FEELS swanny and feathery and elaborate, and occasionally weird, which to me is exactly what a runway show ought to be. Also, let’s shake up the Oscars and put people in the last two dresses! JUMP IN, Diane Warren! Grab this first one, America Ferrera! GO BIG.
