Okay, go with me here, because I’ve just been hit with DIVINE INSPIRATION: Xtina takes over for Vince Neil in Motley Crue. I’m not even joking with this pitch; this outfit would be perfect for the gig and we know she can sing. Just imagine her speeding around stage singing “Dr. Feelgood.” It would be fun, it would be festive, I would give them my money!

(Photo by MediaPunch/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)