There is one explanation for this dress that I will accept:

It is NOT “My Husband Owns the Company That Owns the Company That Designed It.” It is, “Okay, Fine. Now You Know. I Am the Beautiful Portrait of an 18th Century Princess Come to Life. I Shortened My Dress to Try to Blend In With Your Modern World.  I FAILED.”

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Tags: Salma Hayek