Yes. It’s a jumpsuit.
WITH SIDE SLITS. From this angle, it looks like the aftermath of a mugging…
But then here you see that they’re just FULLY OPEN. So, I repeat, they’re pants, but only on the inside. Does that make it a bizarro skirt? Or just like each leg is wearing its own dress? What… does any of this MEAN? I don’t know whether to call it a jumpslit, a jumpshit, or just an abomination.