Where is Debra Messing?

a) at the premiere of Bros;

b) working at an imitation luau on a Spring Break booze cruise;

c) crawling out of my office garbage can, into which I balled up and tossed several failed drafts of this post;

d) on a spiritual plane only Bjork can know;

e) I don’t know, but more importantly does SHE?

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