I understand that there is a new Scream afoot, and what better time to revisit the Scream premieres of yore? Well, last year was — I already wrote about the premiere of Scream Original Flavor, as well as the probably more entertaining Scream 2. But apparently I got tired of the Screams before I got to Scream 3. TIRED NO MORE. Please enjoy, and know that, yet again, I cannot express to you enough how much leather we were at the turn of the century — this happened in February 2000. We all look like we just fell out of the Bronze. Bonus points for all the now-broken up couples herein.