“I’m just disappointed, Sandra,” Ryan murmured. “I thought we’d agreed on pink.” And so it was that Sandra Huller ran to the nearest New York baby boutique, grabbed the nicest crib bumper she could find, and pretended she was ALWAYS supposed to look like she was throwing a tea party for 5-year olds. Project Hail Mary, indeed.

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