Let us spin the Wheel of Rodarte once more. Will we get “cute and lively day dress”? “Kitchy themed gown”? “Haphazard and confusing pastiche”?

Ohhh. Worse. We got “Bankrupt.”

I’d like to solve the puzzle. Is it, “WTF PAT, IS THAT A GARTER WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND ALSO I THINK VANNA JUST PASSED OUT”? It is? Great. And I didn’t even buy a vowel. At least someone won here.

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