From the front, this is bascially kookie-kutter Kim:

It’s a cleav shop, it’s sort of filmy, it’s it’s cinched, it looks like it thinks its French. Very basic, and it seems to fit.

And then she turns around and slaps that last sentence right in its mouth:

I’ve seen Kim Kardashian’s rear view in a lot of outfits. And NEVER have I noticed it looking so much like she’s wearing a diaper. Just because North is doing it DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT. Stop this before you start walking around sucking on stuffed animals for sport.

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