“Are you there, God? It’s me, Gwen.”

“I just want to star in my very own Madonna/Outlander crossover. Is that too much to ask? P.S. I am not afraid of witchcraft, if that’s secretly what it takes. I mean, look at how great my skin is. I know you don’t approve of the dark arts, technically,, but… you know. Blink twice if you totally get what I’m saying.”

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