This is our first new post since the redesign went live, and I could not be happier that it’s a classic Go Fug Yourself head-scratcher of a crackfest.
It’s as if she sensed the world needed her to go deep for this one, so she prowled the globe looking for pants that brought the most shame to the genre, and a shirt that looked the most like a mantilla ill-advisedly sold and quickly discontinued by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The best part? This could secretly be a jumpsuit, and thus, all one piece. This belongs on a woman who is perched on a swing in a perfume commercial. She’d be hawking a fragrance called Gone by Eva Longoria, crying one perfect tear as a man in leggings rode away on a horse.