This is our first new post since the redesign went live, and I could not be happier that it’s a classic Go Fug Yourself head-scratcher of a crackfest.

L'Oreal Paris Women of Worth Celebration 2016 - Arrivals

It’s as if she sensed the world needed her to go deep for this one, so she prowled the globe looking for pants that brought the most shame to the genre, and a shirt that looked the most like a mantilla ill-advisedly sold and quickly discontinued by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The best part? This could secretly be a jumpsuit, and thus, all one piece. This belongs on a woman who is perched on a swing in a perfume commercial. She’d be hawking a fragrance called Gone by Eva Longoria, crying one perfect tear as a man in leggings rode away on a horse.

[Photo: Getty]