Typically, I am not too fussed about Kylie Jenner’s comings and goings, but I must thank her for the Monday morning content. Kylie was the main character on Twitter the other day/week/whenever, time has no meaning anyway, because of how often her private jet makes short-haul trips. Ergo, it seems the primary answer to, “What is Kylie Jenner doing,” is: making sure she’s photographed in London on consecutive days so that everyone knows she let her plane take a rest. And the best way to do THAT is to wear weird denim and overblown coats. Also, I tried to blur Stormi — she’s pretty young still for this! — but it turns out I don’t really know how to DO that, so it ended up just being a very swirly thing that in one shot looks like she has a sea creature suctioned to her face? I’ll get better.