I wish I’d found a better camera angle on this dress, because I think I might love it.

Giorgio Armani & The Cinema Society Host A Screening Of
It’s very Sexy Lady-Tux. In light of this I’m sure that Celine Dion would like very much if somebody would hit his/her head on a toilet, invent a time-traveling sports car, and hightail it back to before she wore that idiotic backwards suit — you know, just to let her know that there was a better way.