I first learned of Zimmermann, I believe, around the time Kate Middleton wore its white eyelet dress in Australia. This is a pretty precipitous plunge from that cliff. Suki’s coat is cool enough, but the rest of her looks like a Coachella bride. This is lingerie with an untethered garter belt pretending to be a shirt, and every rhythmic THWAP of the hooks must have felt like regret.

Camille Razat’s version is not much better:

ZIMMERMANN Summer Escape in Antibes - Dinner at Hotel Belles Rives

You can take the girl out of the Emily in Paris foolishness, but you can’t take the Emily in Paris foolishness out of the girl.

Pom Klementieff, however, seems to he having a gas:

ZIMMERMANN Summer Escape in Antibes - Dinner at Hotel Belles Rives

She’s the ritziest referee at the party. Couldn’t she have tossed a few yellow flags at her fellow guests? The garter belts alone demand that they be exiled 15 yards or more.

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