You guys KNOW I love a well-employed print:

I kind of wish this had a belt, but other than that, I love it. I also like that it’s slightly hypnotizing. She could totally psychoanalyze people at this event. “And what do you see in my skirt?…oh, interesting, three pirates making mac and cheese on the space station while your ex-boyfriend flies out the exit hatch. That is intriguing. Tell me more….”

I do, however, wonder why someone would — like Julianne Moore before her – go to an Accessories Council Event sans Accessories. Do they just start draping them on you as soon as you darken the doorway? Because that sounds like a party I’d like to attend.