This is my favorite thing she’s ever worn, I think:

At first I thought the bracelet was really just a big ol’ Fitbit holder, but when you zoom in, it’s all sparkly. And yeah, the pattern is a bit like high-fashion blood spatter, but… wait for it… that’s how to get away with murder. ZING. Sigh. Maybe I should go back on the painkillers.

[Photo: Getty]