He may have freaked us all out when he went manic on Oprah’s couch, and when he went all Wristslap McSmug on Matt Lauer, and when some Scientology videos leaked, and two dozen other times recently, but I have to give this much to Tom Cruise:
He still looks good. Forget thetans and auditing — THIS is what Scientology should be using to recruit people: “Come on board, and you’ll be eternally 35.” Done. Take my money. There’s a seat for me at a bingo parlor somewhere humid in forty years and I want to look GOOD in my muumuu.