Is this inception at work?

Because it kind of confuses my eyes. The bodice looks like a sewing mistake. But somehow I still really like the hell out of it, especially with those shoes and the light makeup. Did someone come to me in a dream last night and tell me to like this? Or… am I still IN the dream? Hang on, I’m going to go spin a ring and see what it does.  But if it turns out I am still asleep, I’m not waking up until somebody incepts me a few grand for my bank account. Get in there, dream weavers.