We complain a lot about Prada — or at least, we have lately — and so let’s raise a glass to the fact that we like what Miuccia did here.
She looks so graceful and pretty, like James McAvoy could drift into frame and twirl her and dip her as part of a spontaneous dance number. Her makeup is great, the shoes are well-chosen, and, HURRAH, the bangs are slicked back, which really suits her face. FINALLY. Nobody puts Chasty in a corner. Which I guess makes her bangs the Jerry Orbach of this scenario, except less widely beloved. Sorry, Jerry. I didn’t mean to drag your memory into this. Let’s just think about “She’s Like The Wind” instead.