I am not kidding when I tell you this:

When I am Cloris Leachman’s age, this is EXACTLY what I will be wearing. Sure, she’s on the red carpet at an event, while I will be out on the lanai shaking the last of my boxed wine out of its spigot and into my mouth — possibly before falling into the pool (don’t worry, my pool boy will fish me out using one of the tiki torches) — but still. She is awesome. Long may her caftan wave.