It seems I am unable to resist a well-coiffed brunette in a good day dress. Let’s catch up with Amal, who — I hate to break it to you — looks very glamorous getting on a plane. We’ve already seen her also look glamorous on a boat. I look forward to witnessing her deploy her glamor on a train, a helicopter, in a car, on the back of an ATV, driving a golf cart, and peddling in front of George on a bicycle-built-for-two in the next several years.
(Additionally, here’s her alleged new house. IT’S ON AN ISLAND in the Thames and it’s annoyingly romantic and great also. Jealous flames on the side of my face.)