Eva Longoria, whom I love as an actor and need to see on a juicy and exciting nighttime soap again, had a whole day of press promoting her new podcast. (And yes, I also love podcasts! Eva is smart, so I’m sure it will be good. But I want to live in a world where she also has a job throwing drinks at people on TV. I’d also be happy if she had a job as, like, a clever Lady Lawyer on Evil or a new neurosurgeon on Grey’s, who HATES every at that hospital as much as I do now.) (Technically, her IMDb has a ton of stuff coming up on it but also I want what I want.) Anyway, she looked good. Come and see.