Naomi Watts and Judith Light are shooting Ryan Murphy’s new show All’s Fair, which is basically a starring vehicle for Kim Kardashian and also features a slew of Murphy regulars, including these two. But I wish they were shooting a Carmen Sandiego series in which Interpol found her and sentenced her to several years solving New York’s pettiest crimes. I guess if Kim has to be involved, she can be in trouble for a parallel parking violation. Carmen will HATE having to investigate that when she’s just SURE Kim is also running an illegal butt implant operation, and her handler Judith Light will have her hands full keeping Carmen on-task. Do it, Rockapella.
