The eve of the actors’ strike becoming official, Bravo threw a bash for The Real Housewives of New York, and we missed it. I wish Bravo had done it later, but I understand wanting to do a premiere when your show IS actually premiering. And we can catch up on it now, which is more fun anyway because allegedly franchise addition Jessel Taank got so blitzed at the first one that she threw up all over the Rainbow Room, and decided to give herself a do-over this week. I would appreciate it if someone would vomit enthusiastically EVERY WEEK so that it’s a continuing cycle of Wednesday night do-overs. We need the content. Thank you in advance, Reverse Peristalsis.

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