This event was for a cancer charity called Rhonda’s Kiss, and it was cohosted by a dude called Mr. Warburton. It is not Patrick Warburton, but I keep imagining it as David Puddy standing there and stiffly shaking people’s hands while saying, “Cancer is bogus, man.” Anyway, the logo (and also the color of breast cancer awareness) is probably why Anne chose a robustly pink outfit. I’m not sure why it’s one that’s so… boob-centric. The lingerie-shirt look is very Pepto Khloe Kardashian. But it’s the pants that truly get me, because they just seem so potentially irritating to wear. Would they not swish around with maximum tripping potential? And why are her shoes so boring if there’s a guarantee that we will see them?
They actually kind of match Peta Murgatroyd’s outfit here (this is clearly an event that has a Dancing With The Stars guest list; Anne was on this season, and Peta danced with Vernon Davis):
These are her jammies, right? They’re jammies. They’re a satin robe and matching pants. She was at home texting advice about hats to Tyra, and then Vernon called and was like, “We have an event, just throw on some sandals,” and that’s why this looks so weird right? Yes.
Model Jessica White — wow, it’s been a minute since this erstwhile Fug Madness contender last appeared! — at least didn’t bother with wrongly sized pants, but mostly because she didn’t bother with pants at ALL:
Instead, she’s wearing a bathmat. At least it’s reminding me to drink my orange juice.
