NEWS ALERT, STOP THE PRESSES, EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT: This man is handsome. He’s dressed like he’s ready to head out to a fancy brunch at a place with, perhaps, a tasteful ice sculpture. (I got to go to an insane hotel brunch with an ice sculpture once when I was like 10 and the memory has never left me; I’ve been chasing that dragon all my life. This was also my first brush with that glorious invention: THE OMELET BAR.) This man looks like a person who can eat a hot dog without getting mustard on his pants, and somehow open a jar of pickles without spilling pickle juice. He looks elegant, he looks ADEPT. Bask in it!
