When I ran this post originally in 2019, for some dumb reason I chose a photo that did NOT include Keanu, an error I am delighted to rectify now — even if Mr. Reeves ever so slightly looks like he’s entered a fugue state to avoid having to confront Halle’s Sexy Cat Burglar Look. FACE IT, KEANU. She looks like the world’s most gorgeous jewel thief! It’s just the truth!

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