So, here’s the thing. I think Nikki Reed’s outfit here is actually super cute, if a little bit I Just Spent Six Weeks in Sedona, And Boy Are My Inner Eyes Open:
And I don’t generally think couples need to — or should — make sure they’re all coordinated before they leave the house. But these two standing together look like the D List answer to this millennium’s current lack of Magic Eye posters. Those two patterns, cheek-by-jowl (or, I guess more accurately nipple-by-nipple), are giving me a seizure and I DON’T HAVE THE TIME, kids.