When I read this morning about the cast of this upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars -- among them Pommel Horse Steve, Phaedra, that delightful rugby player Ilona Maher, Reginald VelJohnson!!!!!, and con-artist Anna Delvey in the Sean Spicer slot to stir up some controversy — I stopped short at one name: Tori Spelling. Friends, I SWEAR TO YOU I thought she had already done this. Close your eyes: Can’t you see Tori Spelling on Dancing With the Stars? But no. That was Jennie Garth. Or perhaps Ian Ziering. Or maybe Brian Austin Green. Or perchance Shannen Doherty, RIP queen. It is wild to me that DWTS took this long to get to Tori Spelling, who it feels like should have been the first West Bev graduate to be asked to compete. (She claims she’s been asked before and I believe it.) Girlfriend has been through a lot lately and I suspect she needs the money. ANYWAY I’m taking the long way around to note that I think this menswear vibe is fun on her and I hope she keeps heading in that sartorial direction. And at least outlasts Anna Delvey.
