This photo is from two years ago, but I almost wrote two weeks ago, which tells you exactly how 2021 is going and the ways time just has ceased to make sense. Anyway: I feel like all those people taking avid photos of the BACK of Halle Berry are going to shriek when she turns around and they realize she’s wearing a Reem Acra pubic strip. It’s undoubtedly the shell of a very pretty dress, but once again someone apparently stepped back and furrowed their brow, then snapped their fingers and shouted, “THE MISSING INGREDIENT IS LABIA!”

Niecy Nash attended this same event — we published these entries back-to-back, originally — and look how sexy she looks with way, way less genitalia involved:

49th Annual NAACP Image Awards - Arrivals, Pasadena, USA - 15 Jan 2018

Dreamy. Halle, call her.

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