I am not a reader of self-help books — no judgment; they’re just not typically my bag — and I only mention this so that you know I am SAYING SOMETHING when I note that I would read this one.

Also, the comments made me realize I never said what these ARE for, really: They were at the Oscar nominees’ luncheon. Sometimes they do portrait booths at these things. THANKFULLY.

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