Michael Bolton is there for some reason?!  And he’s SO TAN. (Are Michael Bolton and John Travolta friends? That sort of makes sense to me. Like, they seem like they would have met at the private jet airfield.)

The trailer for this film makes me think that….uh, everyone involved can perhaps expect a call from Stephen King’s lawyer. Except it does not look good, so Misery’s legacy is safe.

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