In which we revisit both Ms Arquette’s red carpet history, which isĀ much better than I remember, and her relationship one, which is also fascinating. I truly cannot wait for her autobiography (which will hopefully emerge in about twenty-five years, when she can really let it rip), because a woman who was married to both Nicolas Cage and Thomas Jane has probably got some tales to tell. Also: She loves a one-shoulder dress.

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